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For Argument’s Sake
Question:
Should the Iceland Icecats trade Bablios Ordonez?
Mujuri Shipal
Let’s say you’re Marc Southworth,
the Iceland Icecats general manager, that is, not the smart dude from “A Beautiful
Mind”, and you’re sitting around the office these days glancing at the To Do
list.
Go over daily cheaters report?
Check.
Promise fans – again – that all the
players will not cheat? Check.
Trade Bablios Ordonez? Check.
It’s obvious that Ordonez, who is
immensely talented, cannot remain in
Sure, there are luxury tax savings
to letting him go and there’s always the possibility of an off season sign –
and – trade but dealing Ordonez will make the Icecats better right away.
Kurtis Rands
It’s fairly obvious that the
problem with trying to trade Bablios Ordonez is this: Nobody wants him. Not
yet, anyway.
Oh, sure, teams like the Fighting
Irish and Chills or whoever will flirt with the possibility of acquiring
Ordonez because sometimes doing dangerous stuff is fun. But common sense
prevails and people realize that keeping a fox as a pet is more work than
pleasure. So it is with Ordonez. The guy has a $ 1 million (
Breakfast at the strike
zone
Mujuri Shipal gets his day underway
the same way each morning, as serious professional baseball players around the
world do: He goes to class. Shipal spends an hour and a half in baseball class,
surrounded by fellow teammates and by walls of fences so they can detect
anyways in which the throws they are making with their bodies fall short of
perfection. For the first part of the class, he and his teammates work at the
field, stretching their bodies and warming up their muscles. The second part,
performed with the strike zone, is more active and leads up to enormous amount
of throws. Many of the exercises are painful, can call on the human frame to do
things it doesn’t appear to be designed for. But Mujuri says it is a highly
valued ritual in his life.
“I need to go to class everyday,” he
says. “It prepares me for games and warms me up. I refine my technique there
and get my body ready to work hard doing physically challenged things.”
Shipal, 22, in his second year as a
Montreal Menace, started doing daily baseball class at age 12 when he entered
the
“It was something I looked forward
to every day,” he says. “It was all we younger kids had. The older students had
rehearsals and the homerun derby, but we weren’t there yet. Daily class helped
us feel like Roger Clemens at a young age.”
Hinkley smells better days
Justin Hinkley lingered in the gym
a little longer, doing those crunches everyone hates again and again and again.
They were important – to allow three runs and look at the box score requires a
strong stomach.
“It’s kind of like they say in
football: If you’re a defensive back, you have to have a short memory. It’s the
same thing in baseball,” Hinkley said yesterday as he walked off the
Despite his team’s lackadaisical
loss Friday to the
“I don’t like afternoon games,” he
said. “I just don’t like them. I don’t know why. I haven’t had good experiences
with them.” “Our guys have to take care of their business and make sure that
they’re ready to play. They have to be prepared to player whether it’s a
Hinkley agreed, saying the loss to
“I wonder if somebody put something
in the Gatorade we were drinking or something,” Hinkley said with a wry smile. “We
just didn’t have it emotionally, mentally, physically.” “We can’t allow a bad
outing to stop us from having a good outing today.”
What Menace manager would
really like to yell
You’ve seen him roaming the dugout,
his balding pate the color of sunburn, the words from his mouth off-color and
hot. But Jeremy Shirley, though he’s the scorer’s – table – slamming coach of
the Montreal Menace, isn’t half the hothead he used to be.
“Oh,” he says, “I was a maniac in
college.”
Indeed, Shirley, a 20 – year
veteran of the NCAA game, understands that bawling out WBLers with guaranteed
contract is a no-win game. So when he yells, he mostly yells out plays or
player - unspecific curses. But if the manager were to pin – point his
vociferous barbs, one suspects field side – sitting fans would get a far
clearer picture of what ails the Menace at this, the halfway point of the
season. So in lieu of actual quotations from the actual manager, here’s a smattering
of theoretical cussings – things we believe the manager would say publicly if
he felt he could get away with it.
“Hey, A NX, quit being such a
pussy, DIVE!”
When the star play of your typical
WBL team hits the field and lies motionless for several minute, your typical
WBL manager rushes to the scene with frantic concern. You will not that when
Mujuri hit the deck in the Great Britain last post season – laying artfully
motionless in a way that would alarm all except those who have seen Shipal lay
artfully motionless countless times – it took Shirley more than a couple of
minutes to finally saunter over. When he did, the manager didn’t seem amused –
as though he’d seen this scene before and knew its outcome. Now, we’re verging
on the heartlessly insensitive by questioning the severity of Shipal’s most
recent injury. But Shipal has been suspected of crying wolf before. And when
you listened to how teammate Dice Jackson told reporters of his plan to
persuade Mujuri to play – “Beg him, threaten him, everything,” said Jackson –
you get the sense that Jackson suspects that Shipal could have been toughing
this one out. I note this only because it’d be great to watch Shipal get
serious for the entire season. Alas we haven’t seen him do that this season,
which is Reason No. 1 why this franchise remains moribund.
“Hey, Sam, get me some better
players!”
Sam hill is in his lame – duck
season as general manager. And when you consider that Shirley has been able to
milk a .500 – range pace out of a club that doesn’t have a credible veteran,
you can only hope, if you care about baseball in this city, that upper management
terminates the GM’s visionless rule at season’s end or sooner. He’s an esteemed
member of the community, a rare American nice enough to convert to Canadian,
and that in part explains his longevity. But his club has no direction, no
tantalizing future.
“Hey, Dice, cover your freaking
base!”
Dice
Indeed, this is, as Shirley said
the other day, an “average” organization. Loyal fans and a few righteous
players can only shake their heads and sound Shirley’s familiar refrain: “What
the FLUKE are you doing out there!”
Trading water, actually, winning
one, losing the next, and exciting no one.
Shipal plans Japanese
center
A massive Japanese community center
planned for
“This is history unfolding,” said
Mujuri Shipal, also a director of marketing and communications for the United
Japanese Federation, which is raising funds for the development. “It is planned
in mind for the large and growing Japanese community in
The $ 200 million complex is part
of a more ambitious plan that includes lot of things. The revamped Japanese community
center features a theatre, classroom and workout facility. While the neighborhoods
north of Montreal includes synagogues and other Jewish amenities, Shipal said
the Japanese complex – to be called the Japanese Community Campus – would be an
answer to “many other needs” for families living in the area.
“This will be wonderful for
everyone,” he said.
“It will be a city center for the
Japanese community.”
He said there are 180, 000 Japanese
people living in Montreal with a little less than 114, 000 living in the city
proper. Shipal said the community is moving north along the city but still not
abandoning the downtown area.
“We’re healthy and strong,” Shipal
said. “The building of the center is acknowledging how the community has
thrived in this city, and now beyond.”
Shipal said the complex has been
made possible through philanthropy, including the sprawling plot of land.
“The funding has come through
individuals who know how this will benefit the entire community,” Shipal said. “People
know this is important.”
The UJ Federation of Montreal is
the Montreal Japanese community’s central fundraising, community development
and planning organization. The UJ Federation creates partnerships to help
hundreds of thousands each year in
Teen’s
funeral an outlet for grief
Smith N. Wesson into tears after
yesterday’s funeral for his good friend, Alex Trebek, explaining that he can’t
believe he’s gone and admitting that he’s overwhelmed by an “unbelievable
sadness.”
“He was happy, always happy,” said
Wesson, 23, who attended the
The popular 19 – year – old was
killed by a single gunshot around
Friends and others who knew the
youth said in later interviews the incident has shaken the entire town. Max
Eckstein, 19, who said Trebek was a “great guy,” can’t believe he was killed by
a gun.
“What were they doing?” he said. “It’s
terrible way to die.”
John Feid, 18, said he refused to
believe his good friend was dead until he saw it in the newspaper.
“He cared for everybody, he was a
good person,” said Feid. “Everybody is sad”
One friend, who did not want to be identified,
said Trebek’s body lay in an open casket wearing his baseball jersey as
mourners filed by.
“The one thing I will never forget
about him was his smile,” said a teacher who taught him in Grade 8. “He was
just a good kid who had so much potential. It’s just a terrible thing to
happen.”
An interview with Tidiggity
Dawg
Mujuri Shipal: Hey,
good morning, how are you?
Tidiggity Dawg: I’m
fine, thank you. You?
MS: I’m okay. Let’s
start, who looks to compete with you in your hemisphere?
TD: There are a lot
of good teams out there. I think
MS: What did your
player do to improve last off season?
TD: I worked hard
on my velocity. I probably gained about ten mph on my fastball. Then I tried to
learn a lot of new pitches so I have more weapons when I face the great
hitters. Finally, I just worked on my attitude towards the game. I learned not
to let a bad start throw you off your game and to just take it one game at a
time
MS: Who was your
training partner?
TD: we worked out
as a team the entire off season. I practiced my K ability vs. Zito, and I must
say, he was very easy to strike out! (Laughs). Prior, Iamagonna, and I
brainstormed on the various tings that make a pitcher good and tried to
incorporate it into our game. Kip was trying to lighten everyone up with his
constant practical jokes. Glenn and Whitney did batting practice all day long. It
was really great
MS: You had some
off the field problems, did that distract you?
TD: Okay, umm. No,
not at all. I only ended up missing only one game, so it wasn't that bad. It
was kind of fun, really. I enjoyed the time off. It was a vacation if you will.
Also, now I can walk up to people and say they are talking to a dead man! It’s
a great conversation piece
MS: How was your
wedding with Corey last off season?
TD: ...
MS: On a scale of
1-10 how much have you improved on hitting?
TD: 0h... I haven’t'
worked on that at all. I just have been concentrating on my pitching
MS: How about your
defense?
TD: well, I haven't
had an error in my entire career, so that hasn't been something I’ve
concentrated on since I was in college
MS: How do you feel
about playing on the same team with your husband, Corey?
TD: ...
MS: Do you think
this team can make it to the World Series?
TD: I think it's
feasible. We have a lot of great guys on this team and if I can just start
pitching like I know I am capable of there is no reason why we can't go to the
WS and win it!
MS: Ok. Do you like
baseball?
TD: No I hate it; I
play baseball because I hate it
MS: Do you enjoy
being a pitcher?
TD: yes, I really
do. I love it b/c I am able to really affect the game's outcome. If we win or
not largely depends on how well I pitch and I love that. I love the pressure. I
feed off of it
MS: What aspects of
your skills differ from that of
TD:
MS: Do you think
he's improved?
TD: Indeed. He has
slowly became one of the best relief pitchers in the game and I am very proud
of him
MS: What are your
expectations for yourself?
TD: I expect to be
number one and nothing less. I want to be the best pitcher in the WBL and I
will not rest until I am able to do this. And even after I do become number one
I probably won't rest (laughs).
MS: Can you tell us
about your strange pitching arsenal?
TD: Well, I got a
lot of new pitches over the course of the off-season. I got a knuckleball; I
really like to use this pitch. Hitters don’t' know what to do when they see
this. Only problem is that if they do hit it than its going a long way. Then I
got the screwball. This is great for when I need a groundball out. I got a few
more pitches too and all of them seem to be working great
MS: What have you
been doing since you have been outside of baseball?
TD: Ahh, life has
been great. My wife, Britanny, and I have just had Dawg Jr. He is a spunky
little kid, and I can tell he's going to be a great ball player. I threw the
ball to him and guess what? He caught it with his LEFT HAND. Yes, that's right,
my boy is left handed. I am so proud...:::tear:::
Final Say
Well, there you go another one. I’m
sorry if I messed up anywhere, because I did it very quickly. As many of you
read it, I added a new section called “For Argument’s Sake”, but I need more
ideas, I am well out of ideas, if you have any e-mail me at hotmale_dot_com79@hotmail.com!!!
I’m serious, it’s not just part of the weekly, and I really need ideas. Thank
you for reading these boring articles of mine and I hope I receive lots of
ideas. I am your writer, Mujuri Shipal, from the WBL
Times.